Random Favorite Lines

[filbone]

Every now and then I'll read a post and a phrase or sentence will stick with me because it either turns me on or makes me smile when I think about it (or both).

A year or two (or maybe three) ago, a young woman put in her ad, "Come play with my boobies." For the longest time, that was my favorite but it may be replaced by something Ze wrote in the prostate thread "I will peg a mofo without hesitation..."

[Reverseheadstock]

"Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket."