How do I tell me real world FWB she needs to shave her backdoor?

[Bobave]

Originally Posted by Sparky

Bobave, thanks for making me look like nostradamus with my Fucktard prediction...Fucktard

You're a beta male, Sparky (maybe a gamma), but hey, that's your deal, homer.

[threepeckeredbillygoat]

Next time you have her bent over and have her ass cheeks spread apart putting it to her doggy, just start plucking!


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[~Ze~]

You don't tell her "she needs to"... because she doesn't.

You tell her you would like her to. Then leave the choice up to her. Offering to shave or pay for her wax will always sweeten the deal.

[Grace Preston]

Originally Posted by ~Ze~

You don't tell her "she needs to"... because she doesn't.

You tell her you would like her to. Then leave the choice up to her. Offering to shave or pay for her wax will always sweeten the deal.

This.

If someone (particularly someone who was a FWB) were to tell me I "need" to do something.. I'd tell them they need to GTFO out my bed.

"I'd like it better if you would ________" would get a much warmer reception.

[Hercules]

WTF ISA FWB?

[FunInDFW]

OP needs to suck it up and enjoy what he's got.

"I got this really good thing I just can't wait to fuck up."

[DocHolyday]

Originally Posted by Sparky

Question for mainly the ladies, but I'm sure I'll get some smart ass remarks from my fucktard Eskimo brothers too.

Well, since you just can't help yourself insulting the male members here in your very first sentence, let me respond with the same rudness you brought to this thread you fucktard. Yo Spank, why don't you grow a set of balls and tell the chick to shave her ass? If you don't have the balls to do that, either move along or stop coming here whining like some adolescent kid. Some of you need to grow up!! Really, such whining babes. Geez, stop being a Fucktard!!!

+1 Bob

[waterfalllover]

Tell her to get the weed wacker out

[RyderStrong]

I would just tell her. No shame in it. If it is what you like and want, I'm sure she will respect ur honesty

[Brandofan]

[Butch Cassidy]

https://goo.gl/images/9TuK64

Star Wars has all the answers....er I guess it would be polite to say " You would like her to" because her arsehole looks like the pitt from Return of the Jedi