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Old 08-09-2017, 02:44 PM   #1
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for fifteen years. He breaks into a house to look for money
and guns and finds a young couple on the bed in a bedroom. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up and goes to
the bathroom.

While he’s in there the husband tells his wife, “Listen this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes!
He probably spent a long time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck and
whispered sweet nothings in your ear. If he wants to fuck, don’t even think about resisting, don’t complain,
just do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. That guy is probably very
dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”

To which his wife responds, “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay,
thought you were kinda cute and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be
strong, honey. I love you.”
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Old 08-09-2017, 06:02 PM   #2
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Fucking hilarious!!!!

Thanks for that babe!
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Old 08-10-2017, 10:48 AM   #3
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Good one Cree. Saw it before but it was still good for a chuckle again. Thx.
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Old 08-11-2017, 07:53 AM   #4
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Hate it when that happens...
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Old 08-11-2017, 09:27 AM   #5
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