Pussy Probiotics vs. A Small Cup of Yogurt

[Sistine Chapel]

Vagina is full of the same probiotic bacteria that is packed into every health-conscious product from yogurt to kombucha.

Vagina is home to billions of bacteria. The official term for this genital ecosystem is the vaginal microbiome and it prevents bad bacteria from blossoming and taking over the cooch.

Seventy percent of vaginas are dominated by one species of Lactobacillus, which produce lactic acid and keep pussy at a pH level of 4.5

To be a useful probiotic, vaginal fluid would have to contain enough good bacteria to make an effect.

How much bacteria is in a serving of pussy? Furthermore, what would constitute a serving?

According to Dr. Mendes-Soares, there are about 100,000 to 100 million Lactobacillus cells per gram of vaginal fluid. So for one face-humping session to have probiotic properties, the humpee would have to swallow between ten and 10,000 grams (10 kg) of vaginal fluid. One of those seems doable.The other,less so.

For those with microbial ecosystem pussies bring on the rain.

[rockerrick]

Not to mention a lot of these guys are into stirring the yogurt...
Ooops different meaning... lol

[grsshpper]

SC a simple calculation will tell you that 10 kg equals to 2.64 gallons of fluid that's quite a lot of pussy juice

[Sistine Chapel]

Originally Posted by grsshpper

SC a simple calculation will tell you that 10 kg equals to 2.64 gallons of fluid that's quite a lot of pussy juice

so if I store the pussy juice in the fridge and drink 20 ounces per hr. how long would it take to consume 2.64 gallons of that probiotic pussy. and what happens if I blend the pussy juice and yogurt into my black cherry smoothie will I overdose ?

[grsshpper]

I'm afraid no overdose you just become even more addicted to the juice

[oilfieldscum]

Now let's talk about your mouth...cause your pussy's way cleaner than your mouth...on a bacterial scale.

[TryWeakly]

Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

My vagina is full of the same probiotic bacteria that is packed into every health-conscious product from yogurt to kombucha.

My vagina is home to billions of bacteria. The official term for this genital ecosystem is the vaginal microbiome and it prevents bad bacteria from blossoming and taking over the my cooch.

Seventy percent of vaginas are dominated by one species of Lactobacillus, which produce lactic acid and keep my pussy at a pH level of 4.5

To be a useful probiotic, my pussy fluid would have to contain enough good bacteria to make an effect.

How much bacteria is in a serving of my pussy? Furthermore, what would constitute a serving?

According to Dr. Mendes-Soares, there are about 100,000 to 100 million Lactobacillus cells per gram of vaginal fluid. So for my one face-humping session to have probiotic properties, the humpee would have to swallow between ten and 10,000 grams (10 kg) of my vaginal fluid. One of those seems doable.The other,less so.

For those with microbial ecosystem pussies like mine bring on the rain.

FTFY

[TryWeakly]

Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

so if I store my pussy juice in the fridge and drink 20 ounces per hr. how long would it take to consume 2.64 gallons of my probiotic pussy. and what happens if I blend my pussy juice and yogurt into my black cherry smoothie will I overdose ?

FTFY.. tambien.

And to answer your question..

Maybe you should try and TOFTT ?

[TryWeakly]

OP , any luck on your pussy juice research?

[TheAntichrist666]

Interesting. ..

[TryWeakly]

I guess he didnt take enough pussy probiotics in his yogurt... interesting read tho.....

[Victoria of Houston]

I guess I missed this the first time around.

Jesus H. Christ, the shit that some of you people think about! Seriously, who has the time to have such musings?

[chicagoboy]

How did you gals celebrate World Menstrual Hygiene Day on Sunday?

[pyramider]

Probably hanging on by a string or stringing it out ...

[TryWeakly]

LMAO ^^