This is My New Screening System and Escort and Client Contract .. i will hold the hobbyist accoutable for actiions

[burkalini]

This might be the best thread of all time. Can you imagine going to see her and she has an outer office with an assistant there that reads through her contract and says please sign this in triplicate and pay in advance please. Then after the papers are signed you are told that the actual appointment will take place after all papers are filed and payment is deposited. You are finger printed and photographed. Then you are led to a door marked exit and it lets you out into an alley. It's at that point that you realize you just got fucked for your money. I love this gal. She just might be the most pissed off person on the site. My avatar says I have balls but they are small compared to hers. The ice queen cometh.

[FLReWrite]

Originally Posted by burkalini

This might be the best thread of all time. Can you imagine going to see her and she has an outer office with an assistant there that reads through her contract and says please sign this in triplicate and pay in advance please. Then after the papers are signed you are told that the actual appointment will take place after all papers are filed and payment is deposited. You are finger printed and photographed. Then you are led to a door marked exit and it lets you out into an alley. It's at that point that you realize you just got fucked for your money. I love this gal. She just might be the most possessed person on the site. My avatar says I have balls but they are small compared to hers. The ice queen cometh.

Haha. Fixed that for you.

[Guest062617]

For the love of god make it stop. The novels are killing me and resemble verbal diharreah like 15x a day.

[burkalini]

Originally Posted by JennaJones

For the love of god make it stop. The novels are killing me and resemble verbal diharreah like 15x a day.

Verbal diarrhea is a direct result of the bullshit like the OP wrote. If it starts out like shit the replies are going to be about shit.

[Analeese]

OP, good luck trying that shit on people..

If you're wondering why your lines of communication have slowed wayyyyyyy down or completely stopped....this thread should be the prime example as to why...

10. No specific information regarding the client will ever be shared with another party outside of what is outlined in this agreement unless I, as the client, give written or e-mail permission to ActionAngie Personal Escort Service for a specific purpose.ActionAngie Personal Escort Service.

I know for a fact #10 is bullshit... complete bullshit...stop trying to lie and scam people into believing you're more professional than you actually are...

[Solitaire]

It is my "professional" opinion that if a gentleman wanted a "contracted" interaction with a woman, he'd marry her.

It is my further opinion that our companionship is sought after as an "alternative."

But hey, what do I know?