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Old 04-16-2017, 12:34 PM   #1
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Default Terrible incident, Easter 2016 at the Burger Tex on Airport BLVD
So it was Easter sunday. I had my nice clothes on. I was driving northbound on Airport approaching 51st. But then..... I knew I had to get to a bathroom. It was bad. And since it was broad daylight, I could not go in an alley, or a parking lot, or behind a dumpster.

I looked to my right at Sala and Betty's. Oh no! It was closed. I continued northbound, and noticed Burger Tex to my left. I noticed an open sign and several cars in the parking lot.....I was so happy!

I put the car in park and walked hurriedly inside. However, about a dozen steps away from the bathroom, as I walked by the condiment bar, a little diarrhea came out. I tried to squeeze my buttocks to no avail. Then more came out....and more. I grimaced in embarrassment as it ran down my leg and started accumulating in my socks.

I then made a mess of the toilet. I didnt bother to wipe. What wouldve been the point? I didnt flush either. I just wanted to get in the shower ASAP. As I walked out, I did my best to avoid eye contact, leaving a drippy copper colored trail of shame behind me. But they knew, and I knew they knew. I had ruined quite a few peoples lunches, and felt sorry for the unfortunate minimum wage employee who had to clean it up.

I set a used gym towel on the drivers seat and sped away back to my house where I cleaned up accordingly.
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Old 04-16-2017, 03:24 PM   #2
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That's the worst!
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Old 04-18-2017, 08:27 PM   #3
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nasty f**ker!!! why would you feel the need to tell that kind of fked up story on here or anywhere
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Old 04-18-2017, 11:32 PM   #4
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Old 04-19-2017, 10:16 AM   #5
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Good thing you didn't have to go up the stairs to Barfly's
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Old 04-19-2017, 11:42 AM   #6
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I feel for you. That' happens to me whenever I've eaten at Maudie's Tex Mex. Something in their salsa gives me the runs.
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Old 04-20-2017, 11:34 PM   #7
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Good thing you didn't have to go up the stairs to Barfly's
The bathroom there is gross. I bet I would've tripped up the stairs too
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Old 04-21-2017, 08:28 AM   #8
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Thanks, Humpty.

No go fetch me a drink, boy!
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Fix me up some a vodka with orange metamucil, assup.
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Old 04-28-2017, 09:43 AM   #11
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Hard to admit you shit your pants �� funny shit!! No pun intended
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