Your highest "per minute" session

[BossyWillson]

10 mins. of DATY for $$$$

[BLM69]

Originally Posted by BossyWillson

10 mins. of DATY for $$$$

Anything at $$$$ is pretty bad but 10mins for that is worse

[R.M.]

Doe's the Chanel counter at Neimans count?

[Charlie Brown]

I was 13 years old and it was with a older woman - she was 14.

Walked her home from the park and we stopped in an ally and began kissing. I started and she helped and we both pulled our shorts down around our ankles.

As I approached the promised land, I spewed all over us.

I immediately asked her if she was pregnant.

She said I'll let you know tomorrow at school !

[Barrymccockinner]

Originally Posted by Sir Lancehernot

I had something similar. Her birthday present had been lying around unclaimed -- and risking some unwelcome questions -- for a few weeks. I had to pay her a session fee in order to get her to meet me so I could give it to her. We met in that most romantic of places, a Whataburger parking lot. I'm embarrassed to say how much was involved, but I've got L.A. beat by several multiples.

You paid a session fee to give her a birthday present? Man, that's F'd up. If you haven't moved on, you need to from that one.

[Sir Lancehernot]

Yeah, well, when your wife hasn't looked at your dick in 19 years except to point and laugh, everything you do is wrong a work and at home, gratitude at both locations is a one-way street going the other way, and, yeah, she's about the hottest thing you've ever seen, when you find someone who says "Thank you, you're such a nice guy," you want to hear it again and will do something occasionally stupid to do so.