So my ex-wife texted me a while ago... true story...

[playball69]

I thought this was pretty funny, maybe you'll get a chuckle too.

Ex-wife texted me a while ago and asked if I have plans for tomorrow night. The divorce was kind of nasty, but several years ago and we've been on a friendly basis since and talk frequently. She has hinted several times that she wants a fuck buddy, but our schedules have just never worked out.

Following is the texts we exchanged.

• From her: My son is going to a friend's house to spend the night and play video games all night. This will be the first time he's been gone in months. I intend to buy a bottle of mai tai's, put on jammies and watch movies. Are you interested in joining me?
  

• My reply: Ok, it's $100/hr for my time or if you want we can make a deal. I am not offering sexual services for money. Anything that happens is strictly between two consenting adults. Are you affiliated with law enforcement in any way?

• Her: (she owns a legitimate real world business) Neighbor is a cop? I'll waive my normal fees due my company if you'll waive yours?

LMFAO I guess I'm getting laid tomorrow night.

[ck1942]

Have fun!

[HoustonRiley]

Lol cute