What part first goes to heaven?
Miss Greene, A kindergarten teacher, Brings up
religion to her class. "Children", she says,
"What part of a person do you think goes to
heaven first when you die?"
Suzy raises her hand and says "I think your soul,
because you need a pure soul to get to heaven".
"Very good," says Miss Greene. "Billy what do you
think?"
"Your heart", says Billy, "because you need a
good heart to get to heaven".
"Very good indeed" says Miss Greene, "And you
Johnny, What do you think?"
"Your feet" says johnny.
"Why your feet?" asks Miss Greene
"Because I walked in on my mother and the mailman
and her feet were up in the air and she was
screaming "Oh GOD I'm coming."
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