"Writing is hard work and bad for the health." --- E.B. White
Guard your health -- hire someone else to write your copy!
Ad copy, showcase copy, profile copy, website copy ... it's all hard work, and bad for your health. Hire me to do it for you! My health is already wrecked. I've got nothing to lose. Let me absorb the punishment, so you don't have to!
Seriously: you've got a business to run. And you don't need to be told that yours is a complicated business. You've already got too much to do. You can't afford to spend time writing your own copy.
"But," you might say, "I can't afford to hire someone to write my copy."
If you said that, it would be because you didn't get a quick quote from me. If you had, you'd already know how ridiculously affordable my writing services are. Not only
can you afford to use me, you really can't afford
not to. It's the smart way to handle a time-consuming business chore.
Smooth, intelligent, technically correct, well-organized writing is attractive to the desirable clientele you want to attract. Smart guys also tend to be successful, upscale, clean, polite ... just the sort of men you'd prefer to see.
Some ladies here on ECCIE are using my work already. Who are they? I'm sorry, but you won't find out from me. No one else will, either. You see, like you, I'm what you might call "discreet." And just as your clients' information is safe with you, your decision to hire a writer is safe with me. As far as the world knows, you do all your own writing.
So, drop me a PM, and let's discuss what you'd like done. I claim to be an excellent writer, but don't take my word for it; ask me about a personalized sample. If you like it, it's yours to use, with my compliments. I think you'll like what you read. And so will your clients.
Can't Be TOO Careful -- Hire Me!
