Indian sundial

[Gottahavemore]

One day, a cowboy was crossing the desert to do some trading and came upon an Indian. The Indian was laying on his back and had an erection that stuck straight up in the air.

The cowboy asked the Indian what he was doing.

The Indian replied, "Me telling time." This made sense to the cowboy, he was using his penis as a sundial.

A few days later, after completing his trading, the cowboy came across the same Indian. This time the Indian was laying on his back vigorously masturbating.

The cowboy asked what he was doing this time.

The Indian said, "Me winding clock."

[hotrix1]

Best one yet. Hope you won't mind sharing it with N'awlins and Mississippi forums.

[Gottahavemore]

Trix
Go for it man don't mind at all I'll rack my brain for more !

[Jjsunday]

This one is a good one Lmao.........

[Hemi 61]

That is funny.

[Gottahavemore]

I remember my old man telling me this 20 years ago sitting around a fire one evening. Always cracking me up with out of the blue jokes and one liners !!