a dying mans last request

[pickupkid]

A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.
Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time.

[TheOtherMan]

You left off the punchline. I'll finish it for you.

She agrees and they make love for the second time. Six hours later, he asks again and she agrees again. Six hours later, he asks again, and she says, "God dammit, Frank. One of us has to get up in the morning!"

[WalkerTx]

Thanks TOM. I thought I was either missing something or the OP was from another country..

[filbone]

If you're married, twice in one day is the punchline.

[CCI]