2am fight with the penis

[Velvetangeltouch]

So this week I had a man contact me and it was truly a hilarious conversation. We were on the face time. He told me he broke up with his ex back in March and 6 months later his penis woke him up at 2 am. He said the penis told him I'm leaving I haven't had any in 6 months. He said he told it you can't leave me you couldn't live without me. He said the penis told him f*** you. He said they argued back and forth. I cracked up and to this day when I look back on such a conversation it makes me smile because when you think you head it you really haven't.

[Bikerjoe337]

Mine quit talking back because he knows I'll beat him until he can't stand up. He's such a dick.

[reenakaur]

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[HoustonRiley]

lmao this has me laughing I can just see him popping up at 2am "Hey get your shit we're out of here" lol