To further encourage geysers for geezers...

[dearhunter]

I thinck granny panties require a 25% discount........ijs

[Fancyinheels]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

I here by reprimand all you hijacking and name calling bitches. So, the old fat whores will not feel the need to offer discounts to old geezers to make the rent...

Thank you for your solicitous concern, omniscient helpfulness, and continuing positive attitude.

That was MY sarcastic font.

The last year has been wrought with changes in my life, and I am finding this erotic endeavor becoming more and more of a true hobby for me, a way to have a wee bit o' fun and make a few extra bucks to work on the Irish Chihuahua Refuge. I have cut back considerably on the gentlemen I entertain by choice, am declining more appointments than I accept (especially from the younger lads who haven't noticed my over-40 preference), so a lack of business isn't my problem.

Oh, and I own my home on a nice chunk of real estate in the deep, dark, spooky woods outright. No rent. Paid off the mortgage. Early. Though this. Not bad for a fat old whore.

I might as well see who I WANT to see, and offer incentives accordingly. I genuinely like older fellows. Simple as that.

Don't think my favored black or green boy-cut shiny satin and lace undies quite quality as senior wear, but I will model the white cotton granny panties by request.

[Fancyinheels]

Originally Posted by Oralist

Back on topic, Fancy. Do you prefer to watch the geysers, engulf them and spit, or engulf them and swallow? You surely know my preference, but any geyser is a good geyser.

I am very visual myself and would enjoy watching the eruption, but the primal urge to engulf and swallow that hot geyser is usually too much. I haven't spit since college, and then only because that was what "good girls" were supposed to do, or so I had heard.

Once I accepted myself as a "bad girl," I was a lot happier.

“Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.” -- Mae West

(And noooo, I'm not THAT old. Wise woman, she was, lusty 'til the end.)

[chicagoboy]

I'm confident Fancy's intentions were good.

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

“Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.” -- Mae West

Not, it seems, by Mae West.

[Fancyinheels]

I remember HGB using the saying, but also MW (at least once facetiously in an interview, probably for "Sextette"), and her poster looks better.



Heck, I used to think it was attributed to Meat Loaf.

[chicagoboy]

It's been attributed to Mae West on the Internet, so it must be true.

[Fancyinheels]

[Victoria of Houston]

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

I remember HGB using the saying, but also MW (at least once facetiously in an interview, probably for "Sextette"), and her poster looks better.



Heck, I used to think it was attributed to Meat Loaf.

I love this woman. She is one of my idols.

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston

My point was that dh and a few others here were so quick to jump on Fancy, bc they either just don't like her or whatever their issue is.

I have never jumped on Fancy. I did sign her left boob once. I tease Fancy on her dogs. Chihuahuas are really too small for anything edible.

[Victoria of Houston]

Originally Posted by pyramider

I have never jumped on Fancy. I did sign her left boob once. I tease Fancy on her dogs. Chihuahuas are really too small for anything edible.

You are not one of those to whom I was referring.

Jumping on Fancy sounds like a fun idea to me.

[Wicket]

Hmmm....

[gtoman]

Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde

Not to steal your shine, but I too offer something close to this ....

I charge all Camaro and Challenger owners an addition $50. So if you happen to drive either one of those, please adjust your donation accordingly.

And if you plan on telling me how great your car is during our time together, you'll need to book at least 3 hours to give me time to absorb your BS.

This coming from someone who must think a Mustang is fast. Lol. Geez, a Mustang is a blue collar quick car. Not fast though. Ford has got something going with the new Ford GT I hope. Too bad it is u likely many on here will get the chance to drive one.

[dearhunter]

It all depends...........