Funny hobby moments

[jt3456]

Visited with a fbsm provider. After a good rubdown she got me all relaxed and worked on Lil me. After a while I was ready to go and shot the load - it sailed back and hit me in the eye and forehead for some friendly fire. I was embarrassed as heck...

"You'll shoot your eye out!"

We both had a good laugh, she said she'd never had anyone shoot themselves with their load.

[Guest010619]

There's was one instance where I sat on the edge of the bed and she mounted on top of me. As she sat herself on my cock, (she only weighed about 105) she heard me groan.
"You like that?" She says.
"No!!!!" I replied.
"You're squishing my balls."

[adiosamigo]

Originally Posted by ugotme10

There's was one instance where I sat on the edge of the bed and she mounted on top of me. As she sat herself on my cock, (she only weighed about 105) she heard me groan.
"You like that?" She says.
"No!!!!" I replied.
"You're squishing my balls."

Ouch!!

[TomahawkChop69]

I was with a provider that had pierced nipples. As I was sucking on one of them, her nipple ring came undone in my mouth. We both laughed, and I resumed sucking on her tits.
I was with another provider. She was running behind and hadn't checked into her hotel yet. I was already in the hotel parking lot, she texted me that I can wait in the parking lot or we can walk in together. This was my second visit with this provider, so we got caught up as we waited on someone to get up to the front desk. The lady at the desk greeted both of us. She asked the girl, "are you here for business or pleasure?" My provider looked at me as I was looking at her, I responded with "pleasure"

[pairofhearts33]

She is no longer hobbying but one of the nicest gals I have met.
She was in town and texted me, said she got a nice hotel for a few days and visiting.

So we meet, playtime in the evening. The room being a mess, panties, stockings on the floor, pillows all over. Well, she forgot to tell me and she forgot she placed a request for the microwave from front desk. I don't think they have given her a time when they would bring it up anyways.

After round 1, we are snuggled in the bed and talking with bed sheets over us.

We hear the knock and it was guest services clerk, a dude in his early 20s was my guess. She goes something along lines damn I forgot that I ordered a microwave. She gets in her lingerie robe and mine you the place has lingerie on the floor. I am under the covers chilling playing on my phone.

So she opens the door, and he comes in puts the microwave on the countertop area by bar. He was blushing and going I didn't see this with all the lingerie all over the floor and room a complete mess. We did it in quite a few places bed, chair. She goes it is alright, allow me to introduce you to my husband, we are remodeling the house. He think he said nice to meet you Mr.
She tips him and thanks him by his name and closes the door. Apparently after he left, she said the guest service clerk knew her by name and vice versa, they struck up a conversation when he carried her luggage to the room and she said he was hitting on her.

We had a great laugh and the expression on that young dude's face was priceless. We were laughing so hard afterwards and onto round 2. I saw her again right before she retired, and we still laugh what happened and she goes remember that guy's expression?? Haha
I said he was expecting you to drop your robe haha like some porno script but I was in the scene though. Haha

I bet that will be one of his craziest story the clerk will share with his friends what he saw.

[Contralto]

I don't normally see younger ladies but once in DFW I began my time with some exploring around the navel. Came to a piercing with a little gold chain and charm hanging. I kind of rubbed the area, thinking I was pointing at the jewelry. Said I, "What's that?" She replied, "Baby Phat." Not knowing that was a trendy line of jewelry at the time and thinking she was talking about her belly, I said, "Oh, you know what, everyone has one of those. You'll lose it in no time."

Shorter session than normal.