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KourtneyWadee · 07-30-2016, 09:36 PM

"I know u don't want me to call MRS ________.! & tell her who's been riding your face that she kisses every morning and night" lol

loveitdou · 07-30-2016, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by bbkid

I always hated to hear "NaN is a better fuck than you ever will be".

LMMFAO

ChloeClark · 07-31-2016, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by KeepinItReal

My favorite that I've had to use twice, once in the RW and in the hobby.

You can dislike me, you can hate me, bad mouth me with your lies, but one thing you can never ever do is Un-lick My Ass, Beotch.

Worked both times, never got another text from either one of those ho's.

SPEECHLESS

enderwiggin · 07-31-2016, 09:11 AM

Jemma once told me my dick was small. I'm still reeling from that one.

Cowboy2 · 07-31-2016, 09:27 AM

I once heard a drunk tell a stripper "I would like to get in your pants!" The stripper replied "I already have one asshole in there. What would I do with two?"
I almost choked on my drink!!

Guest021217 · 07-31-2016, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Cowboy2

I once heard a drunk tell a stripper "I would like to get in your pants!" The stripper replied "I already have one asshole in there. What would I do with two?"
I almost choked on my drink!!

Now that's fucking funny

What was his response lol