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Originally Posted by FirePhoenix
I have found out though most of my life that 85% of men have named their Johnson. Now I have asked why is this. Never once have I ever considered naming my tits. What the hell would I even call them? Ren and Stimpy? My v-j? Garfield? So if women never consider the idea of naming their sexual anatomy then why do males? Not only do they name the their golden pole but the vast and astonishing array of names never fails to amaze me! So guys tell us of your chosen alter ego name, and providers what names have you heard that you can never unhear.
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Well frankly he needs a name! We share the same blood supply. He is like our evil twin brother. When he is using the blood your brain is on emergency shut down running on minimal power while this second head drags you into some of the craziest situations with little or no warning. When he is in control we will say or do whatever it takes to get that pussy. You should be glad of it or you wouldn't have a job ... blow or otherwise ...
He has kept me up all night, taken me to the shittiest of places, slept with women I have honestly never met, talked ladies into letting him go inside just for a little bit just to see how it feels only to spend the night, he woke up black and blue from that chick that gave "the hand job with the iron grip", he woke up covered in blood from the chick he told wanted to fuck, period (not exactly what she said), he talked us into having a few more drinks so he could go home with the fat ugly chick that stalked you for the next two months, he forgot to pull out even though he made us tell that one girl we would, he is the one that told your best friends girlfriend that a blow job isn't cheating (your best friend disagreed), he told the pimple face chick that sperm helps get rid of acne (it took her about 3 months to figure out that was bullshit), he talked the virgin into anal because "she would still be a virgin" Catholics huh?!
it's basically Fight Club with dicks and sperm instead of fists ... so yes John Henry has earned his name ... I am not sure where he got it or how he got it, all I know is the last person that told him it was a stupid name wound up licking his balls for an hour - after that I have always called him Mr. Henry - but it's up to you - make fun of him if you like!
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