Another Realm?

[Oralist]

What part of sex do you consider posting that really should be placed in Another Realm? For me, being fairly conservative, gang bangs, squirting, pain and domination moves it past what I consider normal sex. And of course, wiping your dick on the drapes! LOL

[Fancyinheels]

Ten Signs You've Entered Another Realm with a Provider:

1. If you're wearing lacier lingerie, more lipstick, and higher heels than I am, you've entered another realm.

2. If you've moved past silk scarves and a blindfold to chains and a leather face mask, you're entered another realm

3. If the dildo you want me to use on you is longer than my forearm, you're entered another realm.

4. If you beg me to spank you so hard I get tennis elbow, you've entered another realm.

5. If wooden clothes pins are a sex toy rather than a laundry tool to you, you've entered another realm.

6. If you're mixing up a gallon of grape jello in my kitchen, you've entered another realm.

7. If a white sheet, a toe tag, a dark room, and an ice bath are involved, you've entered another realm.

8. If the remains of your dead wife will be watching us from a vase on the mantle and you make me wear her favorite dress, you've entered another realm.

9. If you need to bring your golf buddies and their caddies with you to encourage a bogey, you've entered another realm.

10. If you want to wear a diaper and have mommy burp and change you, you've entered another realm.

I have had requests for ALL of the above, and have indulged the first eight. (Number 1 is quite fun, actually. Must appeal to my latent lesbian tendencies. Numbers 7 and 8 were just damned unsettling.) However, most have convinced me that I'm just your plain, ordinary, vanilla, affectionate GFE.

[bearkat4080]

Wow, Fancy ... just, wow! And all I asked for was great head! I had no idea ... ROTFLMAO!!!

[Italia DiBella]

Fisting
And
Toys For Boys
I just bought a brand new realistic El Strappy waiting to be Christianed.

[Oralist]

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Ten Signs You've Entered Another Realm with a Provider:

1. If you're wearing lacier lingerie, more lipstick, and higher heels than I am, you've entered another realm.

2. If you've moved past silk scarves and a blindfold to chains and a leather face mask, you're entered another realm

3. If the dildo you want me to use on you is longer than my forearm, you're entered another realm.

4. If you beg me to spank you so hard I get tennis elbow, you've entered another realm.




5. If wooden clothes pins are a sex toy rather than a laundry tool to you, you've entered another realm.

6. If you're mixing up a gallon of grape jello in my kitchen, you've entered another realm.

7. If a white sheet, a toe tag, a dark room, and an ice bath are involved, you've entered another realm.

8. If the remains of your dead wife will be watching us from a vase on the mantle and you make me wear her favorite dress, you've entered another realm.

9. If you need to bring your golf buddies and their caddies with you to encourage a bogey, you've entered another realm.

10. If you want to wear a diaper and have mommy burp and change you, you've entered another realm.

I have had requests for ALL of the above, and have indulged the first eight. (Number 1 is quite fun, actually. Must appeal to my latent lesbian tendencies. Numbers 7 and 8 were just damned unsettling.) However, most have convinced me that I'm just your plain, ordinary, vanilla, affectionate GFE.

[Guest021817-2]

Here's your sign ^^^

[Wakeup]

That forum serves no purpose. It should be deleted and the threads merged into their proper forums...

[chicagoboy]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

That forum serves no purpose. It should be deleted and the threads merged into their proper forums...

Sounds like a lotta work. Is the mod WU volunteering to undertake the effort? We all know dh is too lazy to do it.

[Oralist]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

That forum serves no purpose. It should be deleted and the threads merged into their proper forums...

So, WU, what is the proper forum for this?



Barf!!!!!!!!!!!

[Victoria of Houston]

I think Fancy did a good job of covering some things; I would agree and say anything outside the range of "normal" sexual activities would qualify.

I see some topics posted there, that I personally don't feel qualify. For example, there was recently one thread about dfk after cim. Maybe cum fetish sorta does qualify as something out of the ordinary, but I don't feel that is something that only "fetish" providers would do.

However, things like 3somes and 4somes (either 2 hetero couples, or 3 ladies and a gent), I personally think could qualify as "outside" the normal realm as it is technically group sex; but those sorts of things have become so commonplace nowadays that most people think of them as fairly standard fun.

It's all down to what one is used to seeing/doing/experiencing on a regular basis; eventually all things become commonplace.

I was actually just asked recently by someone what is the "weirdest" thing that's even been requested of me. I'm afraid at this point, it all seems fairly standard to me, so it is difficult for me to answer that question, lol.

[Victoria of Houston]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

That forum serves no purpose. It should be deleted and the threads merged into their proper forums...

Disagree. There isn't really another place on this board, dedicated to kink/bdsm play. Most of the topics posted there center around such, so it is nice to have a place to discuss such things with like minded people. You also have a lot of pro domme providers on this board who only provide fetish/kink, so it also gives them a place to post/discuss/attract clients as the rest of us ladies do in our local co-ed forums.

[Wakeup]

The forums here are not set up around what types of sexual activities are offered by a provider. They are set up around how that provider offers her services...

The fact that some of you don't get this just exacerbates the marginalization and discrimination that many providers and hobbyists feel concerning their existence...