Did I tell you about Jack and Mary?

[FastestEddie]

Did I tell you about Jack and Mary?
Well John, their boss, was going to have to fire someone.
He liked all his people and didn't want to.
But he finally narrowed it down to two people, either Mary or Jack.
He liked them both. So what he decided was that the first one to go
to the water fountain the next morning would be the one he fired.
Mary had been partying all night and was the first to go to the fountain
for a drink. He saw her and went over to the fountain and said; "Mary
I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off and I've..."
Mary interrupts him and say; "John, please just jack off, I've got a terrible headache."

[kking34193]

wow thats something i will always make sure i dont go to the water fountain first lol

[isTHATyou]

Originally Posted by FastestEddie

Did I tell you about Jack and Mary?
Well John, their boss, was going to have to fire someone.
He liked all his people and didn't want to.
But he finally narrowed it down to two people, either Mary or Jack.
He liked them both. So what he decided was that the first one to go
to the water fountain the next morning would be the one he fired.
Mary had been partying all night and was the first to go to the fountain
for a drink. He saw her and went over to the fountain and said; "Mary
I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off and I've..."
Mary interrupts him and say; "John, please just jack off, I've got a terrible headache."

For being the BOSS, he sure hasn't received a pay check ALL THIS TIME.... knowing John he only operate/manage a business in profit end and not the seeing red end.

[jj83924]

Originally Posted by FastestEddie

Did I tell you about Jack and Mary?
Well John, their boss, was going to have to fire someone.
He liked all his people and didn't want to.
But he finally narrowed it down to two people, either Mary or Jack.
He liked them both. So what he decided was that the first one to go
to the water fountain the next morning would be the one he fired.
Mary had been partying all night and was the first to go to the fountain
for a drink. He saw her and went over to the fountain and said; "Mary
I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off and I've..."
Mary interrupts him and say; "John, please just jack off, I've got a terrible headache."

Originally Posted by isTHATyou

For being the BOSS, he sure hasn't received a pay check ALL THIS TIME.... knowing John he only operate/manage a business in profit end and not the seeing red end.

Agree, he would not be seeing RED but, lots of GREEN .... unless he was being drug like forest gump ... and had problem forming a complete thought ... I think his dad was a lt. and name DAN ... dam JUSTIN BEIBER new song ... his lying MOM "she doesn't like everybody " then why doesn't she like that one guy/girl ...

[python54]

Did you hear about the guy that climbed to the top of the Empire State building to masturbate?

Police didn't know whether to arrest him for indecent exposure or for Hijacking.

[GTFO]

Originally Posted by python54

Did you hear about the guy that climbed to the top of the Empire State building to masturbate?

Police didn't know whether to arrest him for indecent exposure or for Hijacking.

was that you " the story of your life "

[jon666]

[Italia DiBella]

[HIJON]

Originally Posted by python54

Did you hear about the guy that climbed to the top of the Empire State building to masturbate?

Police didn't know whether to arrest him for indecent exposure or for Hijacking.

Originally Posted by GTFO

was that you " the story of your life "

We all know L.E. was in on WIRE of brain, didn't jail contract some work out? John still hasn't receive a pay check for being the boss.

[HIJON]

Originally Posted by HIJON

We all know L.E. was in on WIRE of brain, didn't jail contract some work out? John still hasn't receive a pay check for being the boss.

THOSE WIRE THE BRAIN(HUMAN ROBOT- MAD) GUY/GAL do get REVENGE.

[HSLWB]

Originally Posted by python54

Did you hear about the guy that climbed to the top of the Empire State building to masturbate?

Police didn't know whether to arrest him for indecent exposure or for Hijacking.

Originally Posted by GTFO

was that you " the story of your life "

Lmao