Did you girls know
. There can be such a thing as too hot.
. Oh yeah
. Was at a truck stop in Texas and a girl came up to me and made an offer and I passed , my legs were shaking she was so pretty.
. Self: " DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ?"
Other self " I KNOW DUDE BUT SHE WAS WAY OUTTA OUR LEAGUE !"
Self: " DID YOU SEE THE ASS ON THAT WHAT IN THE RIGHTFUL NAME OF FUCK !!!"
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OTHER SELF " I KNOW but us,,,and her,,, that's like beastialty, its against the laws of nature or the universe or some shit"
self: I can't believe we missed that, that was beautiful, we may never get another chance like that again , you have let us down"
other self: I know , I'm sorry,,,,, lets go get an ice cream
self : " one of those monster cones with the caramel mixed in with the fudge ?"
other self "yeah"
self " ok"
. Thing is I gaurentee I'm more fierce than 70% of the dudes on here (realistically more like 97-98) and it still happened to me.
. So there you go ladies, do with that information as you please
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