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Originally Posted by Jeepster1
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeepster1
Pregnant ladies, pretty dwarves, twins. And pretty pregnant dwarf twins.
-Jeepster1
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I forgot squirters! And CIM, especially when the lady opens her mouth wide to display her trophy.
Ah, I'm having a MsFunsize bj fantasy right now! Alas, the shortest provider I've visited was 4'-8".
http://msfunsize.escortbook.com/
-Jeepster1
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My one pregnant experience wasn't as good as I'd expected it to be. Might have had something to do with the fact that she was about 8 months along, and there was some serious baby movement in there (like, even I could see/feel it during the session, and it got to be seriously disconcerting). If I were in the game right now I'd be avoiding pregnant providers because with my daughter herself due to give birth in about two months, it'd just feel too weird.
I would love to check a dwarf provider off the list if I ever get back in the game again... Ms.FunSize does look like one to book with if she ever got to Memphis (her A/C is Chicago area, so I assume that's where she's based)... I might even have to knock over a bank just to see her if she ever gets this way. Have you been in contact with her and inquired about her possibly touring the Volunteer State? (Maybe I should start a Kickstarter or GoFundMe if she did?)
Ever since learning that "squirting" is really pissing
I'm kinda feeling that is a bit overrated, though yeah, I know it turns a lot of guys on (I'm looking at
you, bbt
).
Twins? I'm not a threesome kind of guy (I hate disappointing one woman at a time, much less two), but there is something about that scenario that might tempt me into it. For that matter, I suppose two non-twin sisters might tempt me under the right circumstances.
Dammit, if those Inconsiderate Munford Bastards hadn't won
my Powerball jackpot...
Cheers,
bcg
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