A joke for a rainy Saturday...
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
They’re doin’ the deed in her bedroom one afternoon – completely unaware that her 9-year old son is hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, and she hears the front door slam.
Quickly, she shoves her lover into the closet, throws on a robe and runs downstairs to kiss her husband.
Now the boy, hiding in the closet, has company.
Boy: "Dark in here, isn’t it?"
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$100 bucks."
Man: “Fine.”
In the next few weeks, it happens again, and the boy and his mom's lover find themselves in the closet together once more.
Boy: "Dark in here, isn’t it?"
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "I'll tell."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$250 bucks."
Man: "Fine."
That weekend, the father says to the boy, "Let's go outside and play some ball! Grab your ball and glove."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "Those were your birthday present! What did you do that for?"
The son says, "I got $350 bucks for them."
The father says, "Son, it’s terrible to rip off your friends like that. You know that a new ball and glove don’t cost anything like $350! I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your sin!"
They drive to the church and the father alerts the priest. He takes the boy to the confessional, tells him to sit in the booth and then closes the door.
The boy says, "Boy, it’s dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."
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