Just sitting at home on a Saturday and wondering...

[The Allnighter]

· Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

· If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?

· If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

· Why does nothing stick to Teflon, except the pan?

· Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

· Do Lipton employees get coffee breaks?

· Why do cars burn up, but houses burn down?

· If a train station is where the train stops, what is a workstation?

· What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

· What was the best thing before sliced bread?

· Why is there Braille on the drive-through ATM at my bank?

· If Barbie is so popular, why do I have to buy her friends?

· Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

· If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

· Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

· If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

· How do you throw away a garbage can?

· Why do I have to wait until night to call it a day?

· When my pet parakeet sees me reading the newspaper, does he wonder why I am sitting there, staring at the carpeting?

· If a new E.D. medicine came out called “7 Up”, would you try it?

[Why_Yes_I_Do]

I know a couple of these:

· If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
Motivation. It's number 2, it has to try harder.

· Why does nothing stick to Teflon, except the pan?
I think it's because teflon is only sticky on the bottom. Much like that session with Sue_Nami and that jar of honey. But that's a long story

· What was the best thing before sliced bread?
I'm guessing Pussy. You should have known this one! This is ECCIE

· If Barbie is so popular, why do I have to buy her friends?
You had to pay for Barbie and you have to pay for her friends. Again, You should have known this one! This is ECCIE

· Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
I'm guessing Pussy.

· How do you throw away a garbage can?
This is much harder than you would think. You have to smash it if it's metal or if it's plastic, cut it up into pieces - then put in a large garbage bag and put it into your good trash can and cover it up with regular trash to be on the safe side, otherwise, they just won't take it. Hmm, wait. Maybe if you painted it to look like a giant pussy they would take it. In which case, you should have known this one! This is ECCIE

[Why_Yes_I_Do]

Ooops, muffed that one. How'd that get through prufreading? It was supposed to read:
· If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
Motivation. It's number 2, it has to try harder. That's why I always tell the provider they are my second favorite, right before the session. That way - they got something to shoot for.

Originally Posted by Why_Yes_I_Do

· If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
Motivation. It's number 2, it has to try harder.

[Kitty Bunny Fuck]

Funny stuff guys!!!!

[Schmafty]

Some more...

• Why are they called apartments when they are so close together?
  
• How do they get the deer to cross the road at that little yellow sign?
  
• If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
  
• If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
  
• Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

[Why_Yes_I_Do]

Originally Posted by Schmafty

How do they get the deer to cross the road at that little yellow sign

In deer-eeze, it translates to --> The Buck Stops here

[Why_Yes_I_Do]

- Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
I can't account for all of them. But I did notice on one of the stock trading boards that Preparations A&D had a joint merger to create a combined ointment. But something smells fishy about the new ointment