The Huffington Post published an expose' on the clitoris today...

[The Allnighter]

Inspired by "International Clitoris Awareness Week" (May 3-10), the Huffington Post today published a ground-breaking piece of investigative journalism on the clitoris (see http://projects.huffingtonpost.com/cliteracy).

Pulling back the hood of ignorance surrounding "the little man in the boat", the HuffPost expose' revealed the complete ignorance of the male sex on this relatively unexplored piece of the female anatomy.


A sample of men racked up dismal scores on a 10-question test on general clitoral knowledge. Here are some sample questions:

• Is the clitoris more like a button or an iceberg? ANSWER: An iceberg -- over 90% of the clitoral organ is hidden inside the female anatomy
• How large is an unerect clitoris (the whole organ)? ANSWER: Up to 4" long and 1" wide. The average flaccid penis is 3.5" long and 1" wide. Hey, hey, hey -- I just got out of the pool!
• What is the difference between a clitoris and a golf ball? ANSWER: Men will actually search for a golf ball.

The article closes with a cry for men to improve their knowledge of the female anatomy.

Anybody know where I can take a cliteracy test?

[Aphrodite]

You have obviously been studying

[The Allnighter]

I dunno...I got an incomplete on the test the first time.
...but I think I did OK on the make-up exam

The nice lady that gave me the test offered to teach me "on the side" -- and here I thought you had to do it from the front!

Got to keep working on my cliteracy!

[David.Douchehurst]

E'ery thang Ah need ta know 'bout tha clit-doris Ah learnt in reform skool.

[The Allnighter]

I knew clit-doris too! Although all of us guys in my cellblock just called her "Doris".

Let's see if it's the same person...

She was a cross-dressing black guy, about 5' 6" tall, with the cutest...

Oops...overshare?

[David.Douchehurst]

Naw, Ah learnt frum tha cafeteria lady at tha Gainesville State School. Ta this day tha sight uva hair net gives meh a stiffie.

[Aphrodite]

Oh you two! I just laughed so hard...I snorted!

Back later...I am off to read an article

[Loxly]

I usually just ask if they're "clitoral" or "G-Spot" climatic, then adjust my tongue accordingly.

I used to just ask what par was for the hole until I realized there was NO penalty for extra strokes. Even so, squirters can present a water hazard.

[pussycat]

90% of girls in Egypt have their clits cut off, usually by their own mothers and grandmothers.

In Iraq under Saddam Hussein this was stopped, and women were encouraged to got to university and start careers.

Egypt is an American ally and Saddam Hussein....well....we killed him.

All this is happening while American feminists grumble about wage disparity. Pretty fuckin' stupid.