WHEN A BUSHMAN IS AFRAID OF THE BUSH
Some mates and I went on a trip to Wollongong for a bachelors party this past weekend. Well, just like all parties do we end up at the local Titty Bar.
After many lagers and charging up the credit card, this beautiful Shelia comes out. She dance and removes her top. Well, it was that time to go up and tip her.
I make it to the stage, "here's where it gets funny". I shave my head to the scalp. She's rubbing my head with her breasts and then all of a sudden I feel her moving and I see her panties hit the stage.
Then I feel what I think is a Brillo Pad on top of my head. I pull back and see this black hairy bush. It looked like a CHIA-PET GONE WRONG. All my mates were killing themselves laughing.
Well, need less to say, it was the first time I had hair on my head since 1995 and it turned out to be a FRO.
I GUESS IM THE AUSSIE SOUL BROTHA NOW.
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