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knotty man · 02-16-2015, 05:06 PM

I was talking to a favorite lady before valentines day, asking her if i could get hee something special
Jokingly, she said. She didnt Care, as long as it was a 2015, shiny, and went from 0 to 180 in Under 5 seconds.
So, i bought her a scale!!
Damn, i sure hope my balls drop back outta my stomach before the poker tournament

coachpaul2007 · 02-16-2015, 05:12 PM

Coach says . . .

L M F A O, good one knotty.
I thought that would be the gift that keeps on giving.
I would have gotten the same thing, bro.

Coachpaul

Fistofdollars · 02-16-2015, 05:22 PM

Guest062716 · 02-16-2015, 06:43 PM

TemptationTammie · 02-16-2015, 07:09 PM

Better have made sure that ......
A. Either she weighed that much or more (but then again, what lady wants to be reminded if she is overweight)
B. You were going to get on it to make sure it went that high.

Your Dezire · 02-17-2015, 09:14 PM

I think yall have been without me to long