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Originally Posted by bigtex
You're welcome! I am anxious to read your comments. Either for, against or somewhere in between.
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This whole incident confirms a suspicion I've held for quite some time. That there is no way Jewish Lawyer is Jewish because jews don't make bets they can't win. Sure, times can be really hard for a Jew...the holocaust ... Adam Sandler's career... Jesus... tolerating Mel Gibson. One thing about the Jews though, they may get handed a raw deal but if those truckers are gamblin' then they're winning.
Haven't any of you guys ever seen Casino?
If Jewish Lawyer were a Jew (or a lawyer even, but that's a whole other can of worms) then he would know the rules of this forum before he ever made that bet and the rules are that the only rules that exist are pretty much the nuclear rules (at least that's what I remember reading at some point, I could be wrong - I'm not Jewish). Point being, how can you get pointed if you only post in this forum, which applies to bigtex (who I imagine is big and Texan since nothing appears to suggest the opposite as in the case of Jewish Lawyer, plus Texans will bet on anything regardless of the foreseeable outcome).
All in all that was a pretty fucking entertaining read though. Congrats, bigtex!
I am thinking that JL will find his way back here one way or the other though before his banishment expires.
That's all I got. Lots of whoring to do on Sundays.