I don't care who you are that is funny!!

[Guest030815]

Originally Posted by a10bomb

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!" The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit." The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina. The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it." So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper." So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan aloud. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises. The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, "Now wait a minute! What the Hell do you think you're doing?" The doctor, still concentrating, replied, "Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the bastard!"

Too funny

[a10bomb]

A woman meets a guy in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving
together. They go back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment,
she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy
bears.

Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor.

Cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher.

Huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears,
especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him,
and actually is quite impressed by the evidence of his sensitive side!

She turns to him, invitingly...they kiss...and then they rip each other's
clothes off and make hot steamy love.

After she has this intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, and they
are lying there together in the after glow, the woman rolls over and asks,
smiling, "Well, how was it for you?"

The guy yawns and says: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom
shelf."

[Guest101016]

Funny😅