Painful Sex

[Guest010619]

Sometime back, a young lady and I were going hot and heavy with me sitting on the edge of the bed, her legs wrapped around me. A few moments later she heard me groaning loudly.
"You like that baby?" She said.
"No..." I replied. "...your squishing my balls!"
"OOOPPSSSS Sorry!"
We adjusted position and continued.
Later, she kissed it to make it all better.
How about it?
Fall off the bed? - Guilty
Break the bed? - Guilty
What have been your mishaps during a session that hurt, or was at least embarrassing.
Were you able to continue?
Or did you have to play another day?

Guys and girls feel free to chime in.

[Doglegg]

Well there was that time in Korea where I was working it hot and heavy. She was moaning and groaning and as I got really into it she started screaming louder and louder. I thought she was really getting into it.

Then Ajama hit the door really hard busting the lock. I thought time was up. Since I was pretty close to oh that funny feeling, I went at it even harder. The girl was kicking and bucking, Ajama was yelling you stoppee you stoppee!

I was too damn close and redoubled my efforts when all of a sudden I was hit up aside the head with my combat boots and I feel off the girl onto the floor.

My wingman came in to see what thehell was going on. He spoke a little Korean and busted up laughing.

I asked what the hell the deal was as I hadn't finished yet.

Well to cut a too long storie short, it seems in my excitement and about the time she 'really got into it' is when I bagged the wrong hole.

That was an off-limits place that stayed off limits to me for the rest of the tour. I also learned Korean for "Wrong hole! Wrong hole!"

[Guest070316-1]

I had a cat with claws attack my foot from under the bed once during a doubles a long time ago. Hurt for a moment, but eventually laughed it off, drank some wine, and got back after it.

[BD1969]

Well in the 80s I'm at a girlfriends grandparents house. I snuck into her room and we stared at at it on the squeaky bed. We moved to the floor in front of the door. As I'm hitting it really good her feet sticking up in the air and yep.. grandma walks in.. it was a fun rest of the weekend. .

[inspector farquar]

Originally Posted by Dr. Dew

I had a cat with claws attack my foot from under the bed once during a doubles a long time ago. Hurt for a moment, but eventually laughed it off, drank some wine, and got back after it.

Now that's a "can do" spirit!

[Ms. Milani]

I had a gent break my bed. I was so upset. Next time I will invest in a metal bedframe instead of wood lol.

[Delivery guy55]

I've broke a few beds while going at it hard and fast !!

[Ms. Milani]

Oh and I almost suffocated myself lol. Doggy style. Head in a pillow. My hair and the pillow made it very difficult to breath. The gent was really into it and I didn't want to break his stride. I finally started blacking out from lack of air and had to tell him I couldn't breathe. I felt horrible for ruining his momentum. But we switched positions and continued on like it was nothing. I've also banged my head on headboards and gotten leg cramps from riding.

[JohnnyYanks]

Originally Posted by Malaya Milani

Oh and I almost suffocated myself lol. Doggy style. Head in a pillow. My hair and the pillow made it very difficult to breath. The gent was really into it and I didn't want to break his stride.

No, Inspector, THAT is a "can do" spirit! She should get an award or something.

[rockerrick]

Funny you should use Inspector

[JohnnyYanks]

No. What IS funny is how many times YOU've mentioned the Inspector. Have a mancrush? Shall we count?

[rockerrick]

See if your cracking jokes in a bit? I will be

Denial is not just a river in Egypt. lol

[JohnnyYanks]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

See if your (sic) cracking jokes in a bit? I will be

Not surprising. The only way you can win an argument is against an empty chair.

So, laugh away, funny boi.

[inspector farquar]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

Funny you should use Inspector

Get me outta ya mouf yo. Or start sucking, k?