When I graduate...
A Philosophy professor asks his students
"What do you want to be when you graduate?"
Kevin replies,"I wanna start out as a Marine pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."
The professor, shocked and not knowing what to do with this response from Kevin, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to move on with the question... "and how about you, Sarah?"
"I wanna be Kevin's whore."
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