Words of Wisdom from Miss Valentina

[Miss Valentina]

The reason you can't get over your ex-wife or girlfriend is because you just can't go around un-licking someone's asshole.

[Loxly]

OR... you've suffered permanent damage.

[nuglet]

The best way to "get over" someone, is "get under" someone else.. I'm just sayin'.

[David.Douchehurst]

One day we'uns all git ta tha point whar takin' a good dump gives ya a reel deep an' satismahfyin' release jus' like good sex. Thet's why Ah dun put a mirror o'er mah toilet. Plus, if'n ya git enuff fiber in yore diet, yew kin git thet kinda reel deep release six 'r seven times a day, mebbe more. Thet's way more jam than mah wore-out ol' prosmahtate gland kin werk up in enny 24 hour day, thet l'il blew pill be dammed!

[ab1500]

I'd do anything to have all that wasted jizz back.....

[Mr Peabody]

Damn Double-D, How can they say you are anti-progressive?

As such a powafo deep-thinking philosopher, what are your plans after this lame duck period?

[David.Douchehurst]

Ah'm awe-reddy talkin' ta tha former Guv'nor Goodhair 'bout mebbe bein' a part o' his team fer tha 2016 'lection an' then mebbe gittin' a job in 'is prezzydenshul add-ministrayshun if'n he wins. Nothin' big, mebbe sump'in like ambassader ta Afgannystan or Secryterry o' Defense, Die-wreck-tor o' tha NSA. Sump'in like thet. In tha mean times, Ah'm a hopin' thet thet muthafukkin' Obama dun gave me a Crissmuss present wif whut he dun did wif Cuba. Mebbe now Havana is a-gonna ree-call thet low-life, taint-lickin' sum'bitch uva Cuban commie sleeper agent, Ted "Yo me llamo cocksucker" Cruz back ta his land o' his pappy so he kin roll a shit-ton o' cee-gars fer them ta sell in Walmart an' generate lots o' 'Murrican currency fer them Castro boys ta git a whole passel o' thet high priced Heidi Fleiss kinda call-girl action a-fore they kick tha' bucket. Ah hears thet in Cuba them bro-cephus Castro devils call givin' a hoogar a cream pie, "postre de flan en su puta coochie-coochie." Now ya knows.