A little early week humor:

[dsatterman]

It's the holiday time and I'm a little low on holiday funds, so why not a little humor to begin the week? Since my hobbying is slow right now, this put a smile on my face:

Man and an escort are in a bar talking ... after talking to her for a bit, he asks her, "Alright. Enough talk. How much is it gonna cost me for a handjob?"
"$50," She says.
"$50 for a handjob? You've got to be kidding me!" He replies.
"Come over here," She says. "See that car outside?" She points to the window. He looks out, and sees a brand new sports car.
"Wow, that looks pretty expensive." He says.
"I bought that purely off $50 handjobs." She replies.
The man thinks to himself, "Hell, they must be pretty good." So he gives her $50, and sure enough, best one he's ever had.
He goes back the next night and finds her again. After a few drinks he says, "Alright. That handjob last night was pretty good. How much for a blowjob?"
"$500." She says.
"$500? That's fucking ridiculous." The man replies.
"Come here. See that house on the hill?" she says. So the man comes over, and looks out the window. Outside on the hill, he sees an immaculate mansion. Easily more than 20 rooms.
"Wow, that looks extremely expensive." he says.
"I bought that off of $500 blowjobs." she says.
So following suit, the man gives her $500, and sure enough, it's the best blowjob of his entire life.
On the third night, he returns once more. "Alright," He says. "No more playing around. How much is it gonna cost for some pussy?"
She replies, "Hell, if I had a pussy I'd own this town!"

[Ginger Doll]

LOL, great joke!

A lot of providers take credit cards, me included. Don't let a lack of cash ruin your hobby fun.

[shortblkguy]

Funny

[TaraBlonde]

too funny

[DallasRain]

[notequiteatroll]

now that's a knee slapper kiddos

[peter north77]

Originally Posted by dsatterman

It's the holiday time and I'm a little low on holiday funds, so why not a little humor to begin the week? Since my hobbying is slow right now, this put a smile on my face:

Man and an escort are in a bar talking ... after talking to her for a bit, he asks her, "Alright. Enough talk. How much is it gonna cost me for a handjob?"
"$50," She says.
"$50 for a handjob? You've got to be kidding me!" He replies.
"Come over here," She says. "See that car outside?" She points to the window. He looks out, and sees a brand new sports car.
"Wow, that looks pretty expensive." He says.
"I bought that purely off $50 handjobs." She replies.
The man thinks to himself, "Hell, they must be pretty good." So he gives her $50, and sure enough, best one he's ever had.
He goes back the next night and finds her again. After a few drinks he says, "Alright. That handjob last night was pretty good. How much for a blowjob?"
"$500." She says.
"$500? That's fucking ridiculous." The man replies.
"Come here. See that house on the hill?" she says. So the man comes over, and looks out the window. Outside on the hill, he sees an immaculate mansion. Easily more than 20 rooms.
"Wow, that looks extremely expensive." he says.
"I bought that off of $500 blowjobs." she says.
So following suit, the man gives her $500, and sure enough, it's the best blowjob of his entire life.
On the third night, he returns once more. "Alright," He says. "No more playing around. How much is it gonna cost for some pussy?"
She replies, "Hell, if I had a pussy I'd own this town!"

Clearly a case of consealed kickstand .Lmao

[Jami-Lynn]

Good one!

[Jessika Sweetz]

Very funny