Hot or Not? The 3-Titted Massage Therapist

[dynamitekid]

http://nypost.com/2014/09/22/meet-the-3-boobed-woman/
“I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore,” she said.

[bambino]

I bet that bra was expensive.

[Gates123]

Originally Posted by dynamitekid

“I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore,” she said.

Mission Accomplished!

[lustylad]

Hmmm...

Did you hear about the guy with 5 penises?

His pants fit him like a glove!!

[cabot]

Despite the fact that she's a crazy, whackjob, attention-whore...

....I would definitely hit it. I'd also want pictures, to prove I did a 3-titted girl without having to go to Mars.

I know Captain Kirk would also be all over that.

[AlbertBSure]

I definitely saw some 3 titted porn a couple years back. I think hers were even legit.

[AmishGangster]

I'd hit it

[sexymaid_69]

She's a liar. lol

She got them so people ( mostly men) would do what they're doing now...

"Look at ME!
I'm the chick from Total Recall"

[GYMBAGJIM]

One word comes to mind immediately. MOO.

[eyecu2]

Fuckin photoshop

[cabot]

Actually, I think it's prostethic, not photoshop. There's a video of her moving around in the bikini.

Also, she's done some other kind of internet-hoax stuff before; I don't have the article but google around and you'll see. I think she's a massage therapist in Florida or someplace like that, who must enjoy the attention.

Nevertheless - I'd still hit it. And take photos so I could pretend it was real...

[Devo]

Originally Posted by GYMBAGJIM

One word comes to mind immediately. MOO.

Really, she has an account at TOS?

And, FAKE STORY!!!!!!

Only Total Recall was real!

[eaglehorse]

Let's see, left hand to left nipple, right hand to right nipple, and lips to center nipple. Or put her on the milking machine, 3 gallon in 15 minutes........

[TaraHot]

She named them Hairy, Curly and Mole.