CAPTION THIS: Ma & Pa Kettle (On An Airplane)

[tia travels]

[Go4it]

If you give me a hand job I'll let you smoke my pipe.

[dtymh55]

Can't you read? The sign says no smoking and fasten seat belts!

[grandotuono]

Quit farting and light that pipe. It smells like shit house sitting next to you.

[keithtxyankee]

Everytime you smoke my pipe I keep telling you there's nobody on the wing.

[i'va biggen]

Originally Posted by tia travels

But dearest you always have a smoke after the meal.

[universalenergy]

Originally Posted by grandotuono

Quit farting and light that pipe. It smells like shit house sitting next to you.

Ma...... that one sounded a little bit runny!
You might need to go check yo drawers and put on a new diaper.

[bojulay]

Originally Posted by tia travels

Ralph. Fancy meeting you here after all these years. So the operation went well I take it?

[normalguy21]

What do you mean ? No leg room ?? Good thing i got this pipe away from you before you thought we were in biz class ! And andre the giant put his seat back !!

[CS25]

I'm telling you MA....if you give the pilot a blowjob, I'm sure he will be willing to let Crowbar out of the luggage compartment.

[Stacey Monroe]