Romantic Texts

[PhantomofTheOpera]

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type while the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon while shopping, the wife decided to send her husband a romantic text message. She wrote: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

The husband's reply to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

[Jessika Sweetz]

Lol that's funny

[monalizza]

So nice post. Thanks for sharing here.

[Mistress Santos]

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