Hit On By A Skanky Borracha Chica at It'll Do Saloon

[Mcklipsch]

I went to It'll Do Saloon on Gollihar Road for the very first time Friday night August 8. The Band Lyrical Binge was playing there. My buddy Gordon had told me a while back that they were a very good band. This was my first time seeing Lyrical Binge and they impressed me very much. The chaparita lead singer Edna has a powerful voice. It'll Do Saloon was originally a Dairy Queen many years ago, it is a very small bar.

I was sitting at the bar all night listening to the band. When I go out to a bar to listen to live music, I always drink 3 beers-Lonestar & Cokes after that, I do not want to get a DWI. I am 55, 5'-11"-210 lbs. Between being on the See Food Diet and drinking beer at home on the weekends, I am growing myself a beer belly/gut.

Late night an intoxicated/borracha Mexicana chica originally from San Benito/The Valley started hitting on me, I am guessing she was mid to late 40's. She had a jiggly belly/gut, jiggly love handles and a big butt. I was not attracted to this chica at all. I like flaquita bonita chicas. Yo no gusto gordita/gorda chicas. I like Mexicana chicas but after talking to this chica, I knew this chica was loca and had trouble written all over her. She was telling me that one of the Gringa Bartenders was jealous of her and had tried to throw her out several nights ago. She told me that she drinks every day. I don't remember the chica's name. The way she talked and acted was just skanky. She asked me to dance several times and I danced with her, I like to dance. After dancing, she informed me that I owed her a drink, a Jack & Coke. I bought her a Jack & Coke and wound up buying her a second drink. She was being a bitch to the Gringa bartender and talking some smack to her. The Gringa bartender asked me if I knew this chica when Senorita Skanky had walked off. I told her no. The Gringa bartender told me that she had almost thrown her out several nights ago for being an obnoxious drunk & causing problems.

Senorita Skanky was putting a full court press on me telling me to kiss her and rubbing her body on me. She was with some kids in their 20's, a guy and 2 chicas, they were sitting at a table behind me. She had told me that she has 4 daughters. She introduced me to the kids and I talked to the kids while Senorita Skanky went back to the bar to finish her drink. The kids were pushing me to partake of Senorita Skanky. I informed them that she was peligrosa-dangerous/hazardous. I went back to the bar and told Senorita Skanky that I was leaving. She didn't want me to leave and tried to convince me to stay. I told her that I was leaving. Senorita Skanky then hit me up to leave her dinero for two more Jack & Cokes, I laughed & told her lo siento/I'm sorry and walked out. Some of my buddies from back in the day would have been all over Senorita Skanky, they would fuck a rattlesnake.

[capitan1962]

Originally Posted by Mcklipsch

I went to It'll Do Saloon on Gollihar Road for the very first time Friday night August 8. The Band Lyrical Binge was playing there. My buddy Gordon had told me a while back that they were a very good band. This was my first time seeing Lyrical Binge and they impressed me very much. The chaparita lead singer Edna has a powerful voice. It'll Do Saloon was originally a Dairy Queen many years ago, it is a very small bar.

I was sitting at the bar all night listening to the band. When I go out to a bar to listen to live music, I always drink 3 beers-Lonestar & Cokes after that, I do not want to get a DWI. I am 55, 5'-11"-210 lbs. Between being on the See Food Diet and drinking beer at home on the weekends, I am growing myself a beer belly/gut.

Late night an intoxicated/borracha Mexicana chica originally from San Benito/The Valley started hitting on me, I am guessing she was mid to late 40's. She had a jiggly belly/gut, jiggly love handles and a big butt. I was not attracted to this chica at all. I like flaquita bonita chicas. Yo no gusto gordita/gorda chicas. I like Mexicana chicas but after talking to this chica, I knew this chica was loca and had trouble written all over her. She was telling me that one of the Gringa Bartenders was jealous of her and had tried to throw her out several nights ago. She told me that she drinks every day. I don't remember the chica's name. The way she talked and acted was just skanky. She asked me to dance several times and I danced with her, I like to dance. After dancing, she informed me that I owed her a drink, a Jack & Coke. I bought her a Jack & Coke and wound up buying her a second drink. She was being a bitch to the Gringa bartender and talking some smack to her. The Gringa bartender asked me if I knew this chica when Senorita Skanky had walked off. I told her no. The Gringa bartender told me that she had almost thrown her out several nights ago for being an obnoxious drunk & causing problems.

Senorita Skanky was putting a full court press on me telling me to kiss her and rubbing her body on me. She was with some kids in their 20's, a guy and 2 chicas, they were sitting at a table behind me. She had told me that she has 4 daughters. She introduced me to the kids and I talked to the kids while Senorita Skanky went back to the bar to finish her drink. The kids were pushing me to partake of Senorita Skanky. I informed them that she was peligrosa-dangerous/hazardous. I went back to the bar and told Senorita Skanky that I was leaving. She didn't want me to leave and tried to convince me to stay. I told her that I was leaving. Senorita Skanky then hit me up to leave her dinero for two more Jack & Cokes, I laughed & told her lo siento/I'm sorry and walked out. Some of my buddies from back in the day would have been all over Senorita Skanky, they would fuck a rattlesnake.

Well I cannot comment on the skank but I can on Lyrical Bynge. They rock, who was playing guitar last night Donald or Juan? Both are bad ass.

[free4dave]

Sometimes there is a skinny ass chic there during the day. Playing pool and drinking. She is not much to look at but likes it rough, real rough. Drives a jeep. If you see her just buy her a drink and tell her she looks bored......

[Mcklipsch]

Captain, I don't remember the lead guitar player's name. He had really short hair-buzz cut/burr, wore glasses & played a blonde Fender Stratocaster-excellent guitar player. I talked to him briefly, he's a cool dude. Little Edna looks like she could fuck your brains out, she can dance and has some very sexy moves. free4dave, I will look for that chica if I am ever in It'll Do during the day.

[capitan1962]

Originally Posted by Mcklipsch

Captain, I don't remember the lead guitar player's name. He had really short hair-buzz cut/burr, wore glasses & played a blonde Fender Stratocaster-excellent guitar player. I talked to him briefly, he's a cool dude. Little Edna looks like she could fuck your brains out, she can dance and has some very sexy moves. free4dave, I will look for that chica if I am ever in It'll Do during the day.

That was Donald, he is bad ass. Edna uses a few different musicians. Always Arnold on drums who is also incredible and usually Miguel on bass but they all work different projects so she sometimes switches up. Tell them all I said hello next time you see them. All are on my FB account.

[Mcklipsch]

I have been seeing some excellent live music lately. In July, I saw San Antonio Country/Rockabilly Band Two Tons of Steel twice-they are one of my favorite Texas Bands. On a Thursday night at House of Rock & the following day-Friday night at the Backporch in Port Aransas. Tejano Legend Roberto Pulido y Clasicos at Club Rio. The Palacios Brothers from Hebbronville, Texas at Dr. Rockits on a Saturday night. The Palacios Bros impressed the Hell out of me, they are bad to the bone badass Musicians. They played blues, r&b, classic rock & old school honky tonk country. I will definitely go out and see the Palacios Bros again when they play at Dr. Rockits.

Last night I went to the Executive Surf Club & saw Matt Hole & The Hot Rod Gang, they played an excellent show as usual. Late night I went down to Dr. Rockits and saw the Michael Hardie Band. Three piece blues band from Houston, consummate Professional Musicians in their early 60's, they were very good.

[jamiejo]

Originally Posted by Mcklipsch

Captain, I don't remember the lead guitar player's name. He had really short hair-buzz cut/burr, wore glasses & played a blonde Fender Stratocaster-excellent guitar player. I talked to him briefly, he's a cool dude. Little Edna looks like she could fuck your brains out, she can dance and has some very sexy moves. free4dave, I will look for that chica if I am ever in It'll Do during the day.

Hey, I don't have a jeep but I will go there and hang out and you can pick me up.
Of course I never look bored, but I do like it rough FROM THE RIGHT GUY.

JJ