I need your help to take a humanitarian mission trip.

[Glenn Quagmire]

There are young bikini models that are in need of my guidance and wisdom as a life counselor.

I need the following:

1) Airfare - I had a voucher from SWA, but it has expired as I couldn't afford to take off work at the time.

2) Hotel room - somewhere nice near the beach in Florida panhandle near Ft. Walton beach or gulf shores Alabama.

3) money for meals and expenses.

4) money to pay my bills while I take off work for two to three weeks.

5) some lighting equipment and a a telephoto lens for my Canon DSLR to get some good photos of these poor girls.


Your help is appreciated. edit forbidden topic The captain Save-a-ho foundation is an important organization dedicated to helping girls find some stability and either find a career, education, or training to be a real escort and not just another dumb ass hooker.

I hope you can find it in your heart to help out.

Edited to remove text and photos of forbidden topic.
Seems 2 years would be long enough to read the Forum Guidelines.
#10 - Topics regarding children, and certain images depicting children are not material for an adult-themed board. You must be at least 18 years of age to register and participate here, and along those lines, our subject matter is to surround individuals of the proper age range. Any mention or reference to underage sex is strictly forbidden and may result in loss of your posting privileges.
Better late than never. Notice that the Guidelines do not differentiate between serious and "cutsie" posts.
Torito

[threepeckeredbillygoat]

Bwahahaha hahaha

[Roothead]

Lol.... Excellent parody of the thread in the other section

[Vanilla Gorilla]

I hate to see starving hookers GQ. Just breaks my heart.

Sounds like a great cause. 10K bank wire sent.

[hd]

If everyone donates double what they normally would, then I'll go help GQ do this humanitarian work.

I'm sure my help is needed?

[Guest092216]

So are those "children"? Or "kids"? A certain board rule comes to mind...


I noticed this quote posted 20 min earlier in another thread:

Originally Posted by Glenn Quagmire

Be kind to others. You never know what kind of burdens they may be carrying.

I jumped on the "help me" bandwagon back in May right before she announced she was going to Costa Rica. Did it sting? You bet! Am I out here chastising her though? If anyone should its those who gave. Did you give?

Just curious.

Seems like you and your friend (you know who) just like to pick at certain people and bully them bc they are easy targets. I'm calling bullshit. Take your own advice from the depression and suicide thread and "be kind to others because you never know what and of burdens they may be carrying".

This is just a useless thread intended to make fun of someone else. Not to mention it depicts minors in a sexual light...with the intent of victimizing them.

[Alyssa Marie]

I'm not always a fan of what THN says. Heck.. I'm not always a fan of what I say, but THAT WAS AMAZING!!! The whole set up & delivery! I think that is one of the most amazing posts I have ever read in my entire years of escorting!!!!!!

[BLM69]

C'mon people, This is the internet and even worst, a hooker fantasy website. No need to take things serious in here, unless you believe everything you read like some people do.

[pyramider]

You can believe that the taint is the key to understanding.

[Alyssa Marie]

Originally Posted by biglatinmale

C'mon people, This is the internet and even worst, a hooker fantasy website. No need to take things serious in here, unless you believe everything you read like some people do.

Ohhhhhhh so serious. Sorry Internet dad, please teach me sarcasm. Apparently my real dad didn't.

Internet police! Internet police!

[bojulay]

Looks like those girls need a fashion coach more than a big mac.