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08-17-2014, 03:30 PM
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Join Date: Jan 5, 2010
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THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can(COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'
The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'
'Trust me,' said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
'1'
'2'
'3'
'4'
'5'
(you'll love this...)
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi ,
Parts of Georgia, Missouri , West Virginia , and... All of Washington DC !!
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08-17-2014, 05:29 PM
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Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: Hell, Arkansas
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THIS is a hillbilly vasectomy. It's from an episode of Night Court:
Harry: Miss Sullivan, I've had some experience in this. Now, believe me, it's not a good idea to butt in to someone else's personal problems.
Bull: (walking to bench) Sir, I'm sure glad you called me last night about the vasectomy. And if I go ahead with it, I will have a doctor do it!
(Christine stares at Harry)
Harry: Now, that wasn't "butting in." The guy wanted to borrow my weed whacker!
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08-17-2014, 05:39 PM
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Let's Have A Great Year!
User ID: 1650
Join Date: Jul 28, 2009
Location: Indianapolis & Touring
Posts: 10,589
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OUCH!
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08-18-2014, 10:58 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 9, 2009
Location: dallas
Posts: 560
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Don't get it
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08-19-2014, 09:10 PM
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Yours By The Hour
User ID: 239096
Join Date: Apr 11, 2014
Location: Syracuse / Watertown / Alexandria Bay
Posts: 1,138
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SOULMANIKE
THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can(COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'
The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'
'Trust me,' said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
'1'
'2'
'3'
'4'
'5'
(you'll love this...)
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi ,
Parts of Georgia, Missouri , West Virginia , and... All of Washington DC !!
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