Nothing Odd Ever Happens in an Appointment, Does It?

[Cpalmson]

One time, a girl asked me to fix her computer. She was not techno-savvy and could barely use the internet. She figured that since we met via the internet, I was some type of expert. I kinda listened to her problem and pointed her in the right direction on how to get it fixed.

[ElisabethWhispers]

Originally Posted by James1588

Given the context, that was my first thought: she's going to show me the naughty uses of a vacuum cleaner. BBVCJ. But not so.

The other odd thing was that she didn't actually offer to sell me one. It was more like:

HER "Here's how the thing works. Look what a good job it does. See how easily you can get to the filter. Here's where you can spray on some air freshener."

ME "Uh-huh, yes, I see, that's pretty neat. Well, I've gotta get going."

Maybe there was a disclaimer: Your donation is for my time and companionship only. This is not an offer to sell, nor a solicitation of an offer to buy, any vacuum cleaner. Any vacuum cleaner commerce that may take place here is a private matter between two consenting adults.

In the words of Kurt Vonnegut, it's a full life, and a merry one. Maybe there's not much else to say.

One of the funniest topics in a very long time.

Can you imagine? I LOVE the disclaimer!!!

[Guest123018]

Originally Posted by Bijou Neko

Not all of us do this as a full-time primary income source.

Agreed!

[Long nose]

Saw a provider at her new incall location for early am playtime when I get there the AC doesn't work but its still cool so I decide to stay. Well the playtime goes by and I tell her if I can take a look at the AC that I might be able to fix it and what do u know it just a bad capacitor on the condenser. Go to a local parts house pick up part get back to providers incall and replace and the AC starts cooling Provider is so happy gives me an extra hour on the house and one of the best bbbj that I've ever had. Provider still calls me till this day to fix things around her place and pays with playtime not really odd but I enjoy it.🍌

[redman1]

Originally Posted by Long nose

Saw a provider at her new incall location for early am playtime when I get there the AC doesn't work but its still cool so I decide to stay. Well the playtime goes by and I tell her if I can take a look at the AC that I might be able to fix it and what do u know it just a bad capacitor on the condenser. Go to a local parts house pick up part get back to providers incall and replace and the AC starts cooling Provider is so happy gives me an extra hour on the house and one of the best bbbj that I've ever had. Provider still calls me till this day to fix things around her place and pays with playtime not really odd but I enjoy it.��

HERO status right there!!!! Awesome chit.

[James1588]

Originally Posted by Long nose

Saw a provider at her new incall location for early am playtime when I get there the AC doesn't work but its still cool so I decide to stay. Well the playtime goes by and I tell her if I can take a look at the AC that I might be able to fix it and what do u know it just a bad capacitor on the condenser. Go to a local parts house pick up part get back to providers incall and replace and the AC starts cooling Provider is so happy gives me an extra hour on the house and one of the best bbbj that I've ever had. Provider still calls me till this day to fix things around her place and pays with playtime not really odd but I enjoy it.🍌

Excellent! AC works, and everybody's happy. What you'd call a textbook win-win.

[happybanana]

Originally Posted by Long nose

Saw a provider at her new incall location for early am playtime when I get there the AC doesn't work but its still cool so I decide to stay. Well the playtime goes by and I tell her if I can take a look at the AC that I might be able to fix it and what do u know it just a bad capacitor on the condenser. Go to a local parts house pick up part get back to providers incall and replace and the AC starts cooling Provider is so happy gives me an extra hour on the house and one of the best bbbj that I've ever had. Provider still calls me till this day to fix things around her place and pays with playtime not really odd but I enjoy it.🍌

Sounds like a 89's porn movie script... LOL!

HB

[James1588]

Originally Posted by happybanana

Sounds like a 89's porn movie script... LOL!

HB

MAUDE: You can imagine where it goes from here.

THE DUDE: He fixes the cable?

MAUDE: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.