Top Boobs Jokes for Fun

[monalizza]

Q: What is the origin of the word "Boob"?
A: The "B" is the aerial view, the "oo" is the front view, the "b" is the side view.

Q: What do toys and boobs have in common?
A: They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them!

Q: What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: "If we don't get some support here people are going to think were nuts."

Q: What kind of bees produce milk?
A: Boobies!

Q: Why did God give women breasts?
A: So men would take to them!

Q: What did the ghost say to the hornets?
A: BOO bees.

Q: What do you call the space inbetween Pamela Anderson's breasts?
A: Silicon Valley.

Q: Why are redheads flat chested?
A: It makes it easier to read their T- shirts

Q: What do you call identical boobs?
A: Identitties.

Q: What do you call a redhead with large breasts?
A: A mutant.

Q: How are a blonde's breasts and a pad alike?
A: Neither are recomended for the beach and both come in different absorbency levels.

Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
A: Her navel.

Q: What's blue and has 100 nipples?
A: The dumpster at the cancer clinic.

Q: What did one boob say to the other boob?
A: You’re my breast friend.

Q: Why was the mermaid wearing sea shells?
A: Her boobs were too big for B shells.

Q: Why did God give women boobs and nipples?
A: To make suckers out of men! What do call the moisture on Dolly Parton's chest? Mountain DEw

Q: What do you call that patch of hair between an old ladys tits?
A: Her snatch.

[cptjohnstone]

Originally Posted by monalizza

Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
A: Her navel.




Q: What do you call that patch of hair between an old ladys tits?
A: Her snatch.

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[KyraKincade]

Originally Posted by monalizza

Q: What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: "If we don't get some support here people are going to think we're nuts!"

Hilarious!

[Guest021817-2]

No quotes ..... Shit I don't want to see until I am there.....

Beam me up Scotty!

[Callie Valleywood]

A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her bigger tits'. The boyfriend says 'well what I recomme tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months'. 'Ho my tits bigger?' asksthegirlfriend. 'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend.

[Roothead]

That which is seen can not in-seen