5 Simple Steps How to Scare Your Customer
As a good businessman you must know that customers are very important. In order to satisfy them, you need to provide unique experience. Start from the beginning and make their first visit of your website unforgettable. It's very easy. Scare the shit out of them and they won't forget you. Are you wondering how? Our 5 tips for your stunning website may help you.
Pop-ups, banners.. everywhere
First impression is the key. Do not miss the opportunity to scare them with nicely designed pop-up or interstitial. You want to keep your customers online as long as possible, right? This features will definitely help you. Interstitial is showed usually for 5 seconds or they need to make some action and skip it. Congratulate yourself, with this simple trick you prolonged your customers' experience. Keep in mind, anything you are doing is useless unless you get their e-mail address, phone number, home address, size of their shoes.. simply everything what can help you to provide better services and spam them on daily basis.
Ah and do not forget banners! Everyone loves banners! Even AdBlock customers love banners,they just don't want to admit.
More colors, more fonts.. the better!
You know that saying "More stripes, more Nike?" In websites it's even more important. There is nothing like too much colors, too much fonts, too much blinking. Make your website a rainbow full of positive energy. Play with fonts and for God's sake do not be afraid to use Comic Sans! You want happy website, don't you?
Video and music auto play. Lovely..
Internet is an interactive medium which can definitely help your business and boost your sales. Remember it! It's interactive! Interactive! What doest it mean? Simply you can publish your texts, play music, videos and let your customers share their amazing experience with their friends via social networks. But let's go back to music and videos. Imagine that you can have on your website auto played videos and music. Isn't it awesome? Let your customer dig in your content while listening to your favorite songs!
Long texts without a point? Way to go!
Did you hear those rumors that people are lazy to read and they prefer short texts? Ah.. bullshits! They love to read, do no underestimate them. They are beautiful beings longing for useless informations. Write texts, write them long and do not waste your precious time on focusing on some main ideas etc. Try to hide the most important info from them, so they have to dig in your website. It's like treasure hunting. Everyone wanted to be a pirate once.
Navigation. NaviWHAT?
Ok, up to this point are your customers shocked, scared, full of emotions. But it's not the end. You can still spice up their experience with labyrinth of your navigation. Let them get lost in that colorful world of your website.
These easy steps will definitely blow minds of your customers. Follow them and I guarantee you that they will never forget their visit. Ugly truth is that you won't have any sales and there is a huge chance that they will never come back. But if you are not a complete moron and you already realized that website is definitely important for you business, check these themes and create something valuable for your customers. Here are also some useful tips for your web. Seriously, do not screw up your website!
5 Ways To Scare A Customer (Applies to providers too)
