Next door room 5* performance

[rcrockz]

So I'm sitting in my hotel this afternoon when I hear some moans through the wall behind my headboard. Moans turn to screams. The wall starts pounding. I can her him slapping her with each thrust. She said all the right things. It was super hot.
I'm tempted to slip a note under the door on my way to dinner that has just one word on it: Wow!

That was a nice treat.

[Lion26]

Just make sure you underline "wow" or she'll think it says "mom".

[rcrockz]

That's hilarious, Lion. Because guess what I did before I slipped it under... Just that! Too funny

[nuglet]

should have written it on a $100 bill..

[Jennatx]

That is hot I think nuglet idea was a good one lol

[JennsLolli]

I'm waiting for the ad next week that says "my p*ssy's so good, my neighbors slip it love letters."

[Schmafty]

When I had just moved to California in the middle of Summer about 12 years ago, I was staying in a cheap little motel while I was looking for an apartment. One night, I came back there after work and the whole block was without power.

As I pulled into the parking lot, I heard a weird repetitive noise over the radio. I thought maybe it was something wrong with my car, so I parked and turned the car off, but I could still hear the noise. I got out and listened for a minute, and realized that it was a couple in one of the rooms having the -loudest- sex I've ever heard (probably because there was nothing else to do with no power), with the windows open (because no AC), and not even giving a shit (because there were no lights, you couldn't really tell where all the moaning was coming from).

Not ashamed to say that I stood outside and listened to the whole thing. Very nearly yelled up there and asked if they needed a hand.

[Mr Peabody]

I once arrived late at a wilderness trailhead at a national park. I had to stay the night at the crowded campground near the road. Around 11:00PM you could begin to hear some deep breathing... huh... huh... huh... oh... huh. This got louder until you realize it is a screamer who is getting shagged in one of the tents. As the volume increased, many campers started chanting GO! between screams: Auhhhh! .. GO! .. Aaaahhh .. GO! ... Auuuuuuuuhhhh ... GOOOO!
After about 10 minutes, the screaming subsided, and there was a deafening round of applause and laughing which echoed in the mountains for another minute.

[GneissGuy]

You should slide a note under the door with your e-mail address asking her for her rates and contact info.

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by GneissGuy

You should slide a note under the door with your e-mail address asking her for her rates and contact info.

You should slide a note under the door with MY e-mail address asking her for her rates and contact info

[Guest010218]

Hey, Man.

Sorry we disturbed you the other night.

Can't promise to not have it happen again as the lady is, well, she really likes to surf with BugleBoy.

Just saying....
BB

[Claire She Blows]

I'll try to keep it down next time. Nice handwriting, btw.

[Loxly]

The note should have read:

Copies of your original soundtrack are available for a nominal fee at ScrewTunes.com/Room 214.

[Centaur]

Best thread ever.

That's why I love to hobby when I travel. In my experience, providers tend to be less vocally inhibited when it's someone else's place and they'll be leaving after the festivities. I can understand not wanting to draw attention at an incall apartment that needs to be an ongoing base of operations, but I never got why so many ladies are keen to "keep it down" when they do incall at a hotel. Presumably they rented the room under an assumed name and will use a new name if they return to that hotel. The staff have heard it all and do not care if someone is getting lucky. The most you might get is a request to keep it down should a prudish neighbor go whining to the front desk.

Are providers really so worried that strangers who will likely never see them will know someone next door is having sex? I'm not chastising, but I am guinely curious what the reasoning there is and would appreciate any insight.

The funny thing is, none of the civilians I've been with have ever been concerned about other people knowing they're getting busy. I would've thought providers would be even more secure in their right to openly do the deed.

[JennsLolli]

I feel weird about being too loud in a hotel if I know the walls are thin, saw a lot of family activity, and I'm there for more than one romp.