Adult truths

[TRIN]

1.. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and
still not know what time it is.

2.. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
realize you're wrong.

3.. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I
was younger.

4.. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5.. How the he-- are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6.. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7.. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm
pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8.. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how
the person died.

9.. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment
when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for
the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-ray? I
don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it
asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report
that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know
not to answer! when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday
or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom
and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just
nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they
said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars
team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong,
brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get
dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their
car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on
the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button
from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in
1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took
100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

[dallashog]

Funny and true. Number 23 does make you think tho.

[Guest092416]

I don't know about y'all, but I get my pants dirty from a myriad of sources: Sharpie Pen Slips, Gym Chalk, Love Juices (his & hers), White-Out, Hot Glue Sticks, Dry-Erase Markers & more Cum

@"DallasHog" & "Trin"---What's your secret to keeping yours pants dirt-free? Is this a MALE asset/trait? I'm Def envious
*We definitely live in a MAN'S WORLD, and I love every minute of it!

-Lisa Lyonz of Lafayette, LA
"Queen Lyoness of The Lyonz Den"

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[dallashog]

Wear dark colors of pants. Sit behind a desk all day and nobody notices.

[Guest123018]

#7

[S33k3r]

lol so true.

[cafriend]

Originally Posted by TRIN

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

I'm not sure this is always true, I've often found it difficult to write reviews on some bad decisions.