It is the time of year when many of us take the time to reflect on the many blessings in our lives. These are some of the things that make my life a better one:
First: I want to thank Jeff Bezos, the CEO of Amazon. Without him I would have to get off my fat ass and actually go to the malls and stores to buy Christmas gifts. If I had to do that I would probably wind up in prison. Because I can guarantee some fucktard would piss me off either in the parking lot or in the store and would be the recipient of a .40 caliber between the eyes.
Second: I would like to thank Single1 and free4Dave for their excellent gardening skills. These 2 guys have done more to enhance the hobby in SoTx than anyone. They produce consistently good fruit at a reasonable price and get their product to market on time. Thanks guys and I hope Santa brings you a whole lot of Miracle Grow for Christmas.
Third: Thanks to Gato and Smitty for the entertainment value they supply. These guys always have some sort of game going on. If it's not Smith cock blocking Gato, It's Gato bringing one of Smith's favorite providers to Smith's company Christmas party. Well played Gato, well played.
You guys are the Laurel and hardy of the SoTx board.
Finally: To all the rest of the mongers who play on this site I am thankful for you guys because it allows me to believe I am normal. I don't absolutely know I am normal, but thanks to you guys I have convinced myself I am. Because of that, you have saved me a ton of money by not having to enter a treatment program.
So I say thanks to everyone, you guys are all right. Another good year and to all a good night.