Luke and Suzie back to school...
The first day of school, the teacher asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Susie: "I want to be a role model for all young women: successful, independent and proud"
The Teacher: "Very good Suzie. anyone else?"
Little Luke: "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in Copacabana beach, an apartment in avenue Foch in Paris, an executive jet to travel, an infinite credit card and make love to her three times a day!"
The teacher just stood there speechless.
Little Suzie: "Wait! I changed my mind! I wanna be Luke's bitch!"
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