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Old 07-02-2013, 11:54 AM   #1
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Default Old guy told me this one yesterday at the driving range

An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house. As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a sign hanging over the bar that reads:
COLD BEER: $4.00
HAMBURGER: $7.00
CHEESEBURGER: $9.00
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $9.50
HAND JOB: $100.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary money, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers. She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer. “Yes?” she inquires with a wide, knowing smile. “May I help you sir?” Will the old golfer leans over the bar and whispers, “I was wondering young lady, are you the one who gives the hand-jobs around here?” She looks into his wrinkled eyes and with a wide smile purrs, “Yes sir, I sure am.”
The old golfer leans in even closer and into her left ear says softly, “Well then, be sure to wash your hands real good, because I want a cheeseburger.”

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Old 07-02-2013, 11:58 AM   #2
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Hold the mayo...........
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Old 07-02-2013, 12:19 PM   #3
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Extra mustard...

Funny joke!

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Old 07-02-2013, 07:49 PM   #4
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Good joke gonna have to remember this one.
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Old 07-03-2013, 02:41 AM   #5
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I am always the young girl at the driving range so you know...
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Old 07-03-2013, 04:08 AM   #6
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"hold" the jalapeño
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Old 07-03-2013, 08:26 AM   #7
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That's a good one! Ill have to remember this one and tell it to some guys I work with!
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Old 07-07-2013, 03:23 PM   #8
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Be careful of the mayo.
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Old 07-07-2013, 04:34 PM   #9
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Good one!
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Old 07-07-2013, 05:12 PM   #10
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Nice.
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Old 07-07-2013, 09:14 PM   #11
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Hold the pickle.
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Old 07-08-2013, 10:13 AM   #12
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Lmao that's a good one......
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Old 07-08-2013, 01:26 PM   #13
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hahaha Thats hilarious!
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¡¡ja ja, muy chistoso!!!! Tyler Perry- Very funny!!!
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Old 07-08-2013, 08:09 PM   #15
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love to play a "round" with you, Vinny!!!
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