140 lb. testicles removed. Only a 1 inch penis remains. No shit.

[Guest032516]

You have to read this to believe it.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/nationa...bGrSsW1A5Tn1JK

Key quote:
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"A man with 140 lbs. testicles is unhappy after their removal - as the operation left him with a tiny penis.
Wesley Warren Jr had a 13-hour procedure to remove his swollen sac after it grew so huge he had to wear a hoodie top as trousers to support the load.
The 49-year-old couldn’t have sex and suffered from crippling pain from carrying around the testicles - which weighed more than a baby hippo.
But now the American fears he will never be able to have a relationship with a woman after the surgery left his manhood measuring just an inch long."
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Ouch.

[acp5762]

That's a shame that he's going to gripe about something so trivial. He can always find an Asian girl they're use to small dicks. He wouldn't have to buy any condoms, he could just slap a piece of gum on it, hahahaha........

[timpage]

I didn't know JD was in the hospital.

[JCM800]

that guy was on the Stern show awhile back, dude had to carry his balls around in a wagon or shopping cart or something like that ...unbelievable

[Nicolet]

The medical terminology is testicular elephantiasis and it can affect different parts of the body.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephantiasis

[acp5762]

I wonder if he has problems at the airport. "Sir would you like us to check that for ya" Thanks but this is my carry on luggage, whow.

[Dorian Gray]

Why would you even let it get that big to begin with?!
I think having an inch of dick left is more than generous for not getting it taken care of when it was 40lbs.

Honorary Darwin Award

[CJ7]

I actually saw a 30 minute segment on TV about this guy.. he draws disability insurance... one thing disability covered was a nurse that comes by his house and washes his large bag several times a week ... saw her doing it with my own eyes.

that's why hes pissed.


it almost shows his nurse washing his balls .. lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7Drx1K3qMQ

[administrator]

he's pissed because she's not gonna be stopping by the house anymore?

[acp5762]

I wonder how many times he was stopped for suspicion of shoplifting. Store clerks thinking he had a couple of Hams and 12lb Turkey in his pants. They take him back to the Security Office. " Ok Sir what are you hiding in your pants" .

[tia travels]

Originally Posted by Nicolet

The medical terminology is testicular elephantiasis and it can affect different parts of the body.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephantiasis

No, I think the correct medical terminology is: GeeWhillikers!! LOL

It would take me 2 years to lick his balls from start to finish at that size in that video!

[pyramider]

What a loser? 1" ha ... My 1.3" of dangling death rules.

[CJ7]

Originally Posted by St. C

he's pissed because she's not gonna be stopping by the house anymore?

hes pissed because he cant get a free ball washing