First off... I loved being woke up to being used and abused, my SO use to wake me up with her riding away... but that was a couple kids and a day or so ago.
To be honest though this thread reminds me of when I worked at a complex in Florida.
Got a call at 5am to secure one the units with a busted out window... when I got there, it seemed like every cop in the county was there.
Had to wait on them to finish taking pictures and finger prints before I could remove the excess glass and board it up.
Seems that the tenant woke up with some guy pounding away at her, she started to scream, hit and kick him so much that he left the way he came in.
But there was just something about her story, she was claiming that he broke in through the window.
problem was that all of the glass was on the outside. (Had to testify to that fact)
Turned out that she picked this guy up after closing down one of the local bars and brought him home. (He had witnesses)
They spent some time doing the wild thing until they both passed out... he woke up and decided to enjoy a little more.
She woke up screaming and kicking, she then grabbed one of those little bats and started to hit him over the head.
He freaked out and jumped out the nearest exit... the partially open window.
Turns out that she blacked out and did not remember even going to the bar, let alone picking this guy up.
He got 12 years for aggravated rape.