I know this topic has been covered from slightly different angles, but I think we need a palate cleanser after this one
http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=725635 (although I will admit there is some hilarity there). I'm asking about something that had you both laughing. Not a one sided joke or event at the others expense.
I'll start with one, that given the maturity level this group regularly displays, will open me up to significant abuse. We thought it was funny anyway.
It's sort of a 2 parter because the setup occurs pre-session. I have an appointment with a provider I have met and spoken with in a public/social environment but haven't met BCD. She calls about an hour before the session to confirm directions then asks me if I have a favorite cover because she doesn't like to carry a menagerie around. Before I can say anything she starts her list of inventory with Magnums. I interrupt her to let her know she can leave her Magnums at home. She says "Thank God!". We both get a pretty good laugh out of that.
We're in the session and she's on her knees undressing me and comes head to head with my junk. I say as she inspects me, "No need for Magnums". Without missing a beat she says "OOOOOOH Baby, you may be getting some ass tonight!" I have to sit down cause my pants are strangling my ankles and I'm laughing so hard I'm afraid I'll fall. She's rolling on the floor laughing. Took maybe 5 minutes before we could continue. BTW, she doesn't advertise Greek and no we didn't.
What was the funniest thing to be said or to occur during a session where both the provider and hobbiest LTAO?
