Yes, it's Seirus's real life birthday. Sheesh! I'm getting old. I remember back in the day when I could bend my back 180 and have sex with my Filipina college girlfriend. I was really flexible since being in martial arts since I was 14. I try that now and they'd have to call out the paramedics and a chiropractor. hahaha!
You ever think about all of the good sex you used to have? When you could fuck for hours. That same gf and I went on a 3 day marathon fucking spree only stopping for potty breaks and snacks (I have low blood sugar so I have to eat at least a Snickers.) Now, 45 min is a marathon and my back hurts for a couple of days and I'm walking like Fred G. Sanford. Days go by fast so enjoy them. (*Yes, technically I am still young but my body is tired. Been hobbying for about 17 years now.)
It's My Bday & I'll Cry If I Want To.
